Office Emergency

This is Office Emergency! aka "The 3am Gas Station Sushi was a Bad Idea." 

Your goal is to get to the bathroom before your bowel pressure becomes too much.

Controls: Enter to start

 Left arrow to slow down

 Right arrow to run

 Space to jump

 Up arrow and Down arrow quickly sign a birthday card

Obstacles:

• If you bump into Randy, you have to mash Left arrow and Right arrow quickly to get out of the conversation
• If you get stopped by Brenda, you'll have to mash Up arrow and Down arrow quickly to sign a birthday card as fast as you can
• If your Manager appears, you CANNOT run otherwise you'll be yelled at (which will cost you time)
• Chairs, carts, copy machines, will all slow you down if you hit them

Pickups:

• Donuts -- slow you down, but pauses pressure gain
• Coffee -- increase pressure gain, but also increase speed
• Microwaved tuna cloud -- Someone microwaved tuna in the kitchen, which slows you down immensely
• Antacids -- Reduces pressure
• Laxative -- Increases pressure and speed (also very dangerous lol)